R. Kelly - The Zoo Hey, remember when Kells did a song where he...
R. Kelly - The Zoo
Hey, remember when Kells did a song where he asked you to make animal noises like a monkey or an elephant when you’re boning him? I do. I DO.
R. Kelly - The Zoo
Hey, remember when Kells did a song where he asked you to make animal noises like a monkey or an elephant when you’re boning him? I do. I DO.
R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
When it’s Friday and you want to post this song just go to thisistheglamorous’ blog. He’s got you.
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
A Winnetka man was questioned and taken to a hospital after CTA authorities saw him standing naked on the Howard Street platform last night in the Rogers Park neighborhood, police said.
When police asked him why he was not wearing any clothing, the 18-year-old said, “I don’t want to be a follower,” police said.
He refused to put clothes back on and was arrested at 9:15 p.m., police said.
He was released without being charged with anything and taken to a hospital for a psychological examination, police said.
A CTA supervisor called police when the man was seen completely naked and standing on the Howard station platform in the 7500 block of North Paulina Street, police said.
I’ve seen a homeless man’s matted pubic hair at the Howard stop. I saw a woman clearly under the influence of a narcotic take a dump on the platform of the Morse stop. Lastly, I saw two homeless guys have a contest to see who could piss the farthest at the Jarvis stop.
What I’m trying to say is we know how to party in Rogers Park.
The Marine Angel passing under the Michigan Ave bridge, c.1953. At the time, it was the largest vessel to ever travel the Mississippi River and Illinois waterways.
Pick the caption that best suits you:
Chris found another picture of me. I’m lookin’ dead sexy.
Hey Red Line, I haven’t been drunk on you in forever.
Got an Amazon gift card from my sister, and guess what I got? Egg rings, motherfucker, egg rings.
YOU WISHED YOU BALLED THIS HARD.
About ten months ago, one of the managers in my department thought it would be an excellent idea to have people on his team paint portraits of the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls lineup. While being shoved around two different buildings and three different office spaces, the portraits have never been hung up until now.
The Toni Kukoc portrait is my favorite.
Talking points:
- Inter-family conflict.
- Fast food.
- Great deals on soda.
- Tax preparation.
Hey y’all. I hate whoring myself, but here I go again on my own. More fake voicemails. Today’s happens to be an epic tale of woe, the disdain of drive-throughs, and total lack of self-awareness. If you like it, please visit the site and follow along.
Today, I arrived at work with an email inviting me to speak at a conference. The conference is in India in March for software developers. Now, even if I look past the fact that this looks like a Marcus Evans-like conference that is set up purely to make money, the more interesting fact is I am not and have never been a software developer.
BUT THAT SHOULDN’T STOP ME.
I’m thinking of starting a fund to get me to India and present a bullshit presentation like “F++: The Future of Web Platforming and Vertical Integrations” or “The Future of Customer-Facing Interactions in the Mobile Future: Great Friend or Really Great Friend?”. And proceed to do a 30 minute show that involves a near-pornographic PowerPoint presentation, a full body stocking, jokes about crying in airports, and the last two minutes will be me emptying a whoopie cushion into a microphone and screaming “MY VAGINA HAS EXPELLED YOUR HUMANITY AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME?”.
They truly have a card for everything.
This is the glamorous, 66x Entertainment, and Club 11 Omnimedia would like to announce pre-production on their debut feature: a remake of the 2011 film, Bellflower.
When reached for comment, the writer/director said, “After seeing the film, I decided that I should make this my first project to remake this film so I can hand the finished product to the original filmmakers and say, ‘I think this what you meant to do. You’re welcome.’”
You guys. This is an actual television commercial I saw on an actual television last night.
What. What is happening. I do not understand.
What.
(Jeff was so amazed, he ripped this video from our TiVo because we needed to share this genius with the world.)
Things that went through my head when I saw this:
