Mr. Churchill says

Schooool’s out. For. Today! A water main or something broke in our school’s building, so no escuela por mi (is that right? Beatriz? español correcto? I got an A- last trimester)! Sammy and I stayed home playing video games and being frustrated over blog themes and eating Lou Malnati’s pizza and bartering photos for transportation. Exhibit [...]

With an analog cherry on top

I am endlessly inspired by Justin Ouellette. (above from chromogenic.net. I wish they were mine.)

The Mighty Sparrow

DID YOU GUYS KNOW that last weekend (as in actually not last weekend but the last weekend before last weekend?) was Purim?! Do you know what Purim is? Do I know what Purim is? What is this? What am I? What is box? I took my mom’s/my Olympus OM-1 from the 70s to our temple [...]

Silly Zoller, silly quadrilingual officer

‘ello folks. I spent this weekend in Michigan with my brother and father, one of whom just got back from a decently long tour (my mom stayed at home for a school event – it was a dudely weekend). We watched two RATED-R MOVIES and went PAINTBALLING, both of which were really fun. My favorite [...]

Married gospel singer, eaten by a giraffe

Formsprings. Just an fyi, these are from January. Catching up (a little). Heya Spencer! What is your preferred method of listening to music is you cannot see a live show? iPod, records, cd’s, something really cool I don’t even know about? Well, these are all “the same” in that you’re not experiencing live music. Records are really [...]

Academic space vessel

Whoa! High school! New horizons! “Intellectual rocket ship!” Tonight was a sort of orientation thing for incoming freshmen at my new school {SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL} where basically the principal gave a speech along with some other teachers and then I talked to my friends also going to the school (lucky to have some with me) [...]

Alone, you ain’t

Hello. I want to empty my iPhoto “flagged” folder. HERE ARE SOME PICTOGRAPHS*. * I think that actually means an ancient cave-drawing or something, but in this case it is the combination of picture and photograph. 1 from neighbor’s birthday party in January 2 a quarter of my Moleskine collection 3 tube amp lamp 4 our delicious curtains.

John Amadeus “No-Shoes TP-Conserver Blues Hammer” IV

HEY GUESS WHAT I DID YESTERDAY {NARCISSISM NARCISSISM} DING DING DING CORRECT I roamed the Chicaaahgo streets with Tav-dawg. That’s what. Momma Tweedy filmed this on her cellular telephone. It is, undoubtedly, the most genius work of cinematography ever. After that (☝) faux-fatal clonk to da head we sat for two hours on the floor discussing certain people [...]

What else can we doooweeooweoo?

Hola. Ko-ni-chi-wa. I feel it necessary to greet you in a different language, as having just studied the G20 economics summit, and thus knowing the name, position, and unnecessarily long middle name of several nations’ leaders, a level of cultural literacy has been dyed into my vocabulary. PERPLEXED MAN I FOUND ON GOOGLE BY TYPING “PERPLEXED” [...]

The census pirates

This might not make as much sense as it does to people that live in Chicago but CPS sent out high school acceptance letters today and OHMYGODHIGHSCHOOLIGOTINACEDTHETESTSOEXCITEDTHISISAWESOME. Actually, that phrase-word right there might not make sense to anyone, but basically I got into a really good high school. Public! Selective Enrollment! System non-fail (er, win). “YO [...]